Queen of R18's Boobs For Sale

There isn't really much to be done with second-hand boobs, but if you fancy it, you can buy Miss Erotica 2011's DD breast implants for a princely minimum sum of $5,000.

The bountiful apparatus are the subject of a Trademe auction listed under the Adult section, so there should be no reason why any kiddies will be caught with the chestbags at 'Show And Tell' on a Monday morning.

Audrey Tan, known as the 'Queen of R18', intendeds to step down from her esteemed and 'challenging' role, handing on her implants to the highest bidder - or as she calls it: 'her biggest fan'.

Tan, who is a mother to two children, employed full time in the 'legal sector', is planning to move on to 'new projects'. Presumably theses exciting expeditions will be funded from her bosom-whoring - almost like a money tree - though one does assume that she does not possess the ability to grow new implants in place of the old, removed ones.

If she could, I would wish her the best of luck with her new business venture.

"They've been great," says Tan, "as you can imagine I've grown quite attached to them, but now I want to give my fans the opportunity to a essentially own piece of me".

20% of the sale profits are expected to be given to charity, and there is no word yet on whether the implants will be cleaned before being handed on to the unlucky purchaser who will be more $5,000 out-of-pocket, with a spare pair of autographed boobs lying about.