Burning questions

1.  How come no one reported Paula Bennett's expenses?

2. Are people really, truly still stupid enough to use sunbeds?

3. The Law Commission says it's not "proposing a return to wowserism" - does this mean we're a nation of Once Were Wowsers?

4. If only one in seven Kiwis is living a healthy life, can we still argue that Nanny State has been running our lives?

5. Will Murray Mexted's property development be a subdivision of two halves?

6. How many adults have been driven away from Westfield Lower Hutt by the 'anti-teen' classical music?

7. Are we going to look back on this event as the day World War Three started?

8. Why do we still care more about animal rights than human rights?

9. When the biggest problem in your life is that your alarm isn't soothing enough, isn't it time to admit you're middle class?

10. Is the latest study showing organic food is no healthier going to sway any of the granola brigade?