I'm 16 mins behind but two bottle of wine in so it should be a good night to live tweet #BachelorInParadise— Astrid Loch (@astrid_loch) September 5, 2017
Straight up tears for Kristina. Or they're because I'm terrifyingly hungover. Hard to say. #BachelorinParadise— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz) September 5, 2017
Blake is so boring to me. I only liked him when he made fart noises at Whaboom. #BachelorinParadise— Ashley Spivey (@AshleySpivey) September 5, 2017
Blake: I'm over being the guy that fought with Whaboom.— Lindsay Holmes (@lindsaygholmes) September 5, 2017
Also Blake: Have you seen my season where I fought with Whaboom? #BachelorInParadise
Dear Dean,— Derek Peth (@PethDerek) September 5, 2017
I messed up pretty bad last week. Here's my secret:
4-CORRECT YOUR BEHAVIOR
5-EVERYONE IS HAPPY pic.twitter.com/PGN1kNjQ49
Oh, look. Fred, who Rachel knew from summer camp, is now trying to find love on the Bachelor version of summer camp. #BachelorInParadise— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) September 5, 2017
I so rarely see someone on TV describe their queerness the way I describe mine, go ahead Jaimi!!!! Already too good for #BachelorInParadise— Anna Rose Iovine (@annaroseiovine) September 6, 2017
Dominique: "Dean was devastated."— Maggie Burgess (@EmKayBeee) September 6, 2017
*pan to Dean taking tequila shots in a pool* #BachelorInParadise
I read an inspirational quote and I'm tryna only tweet positive things.. so that's why I'm not tweeting #BachelorInParadise— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) September 6, 2017
TBH I'm super offended that the twins wasted all of that seafood #BachelorInParadise— Christen Whitney (@Christen_mae_) September 6, 2017
I honestly haven't been "shocked" by anything this season. #BachelorInParadise— Ashley Iaconetti (@ashleyiaco) September 6, 2017
For more on “Bachelor in Paradise,” check out HuffPost’s Here To Make Friends podcast below:
Do people love “The Bachelor,” “The Bachelorette” and “Bachelor in Paradise,” or do they love to hate these shows? It’s unclear. But here at “Here to Make Friends,” we both love and love to hate them — and we love to snarkily dissect each episode in vivid detail. Podcast edited by Nick Offenberg.
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