Everything You Knew About 'Monster Mash' May Be A Lie

David Moye
For the past 55 years, Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s novelty classic “Monster Mash” has been an important part of Halloween.

For the past 55 years, Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s novelty classic “Monster Mash” has been an important part of Halloween.

It seems only now are people paying close attention to the lyrics ― and it’s freaking them out.

Turns out “Monster Mash” may just be a song about a guy who sees and hears monsters performing and dancing to a song called “Monster Mash” ― but not necessarily the song “Monster Mash” itself. So the actual song could be entirely different.

A guy named Lawrence Miles tweeted the mind-bending theory on Saturday evening.

He explained further.

Some people tried to argue that the lyrics say otherwise.