There are thousands of people in the world who would love to meet J.K. Rowling, but who will probably never get the chance.
Well, great news — now you can summon her! And you'll only need five relatively easy-to-access items to do it.
It all started on Thursday morning, when writer Hannah Whitten chipped in to a meme that's been floating round Twitter lately.
What 5 items would someone put in a salt circle to summon you
Mine are chocolate covered cashews, indie perfume samples, a historical romance book, a fall-themed candle, and a cardigan
— hannah f. whitten (@hwhittenwrites) September 5, 2018
A few hours later, the Harry Potter author revealed all.
A mug of tea, a black ink pen, Big Red chewing gum, a West Highland Terrier and something stupid Trump said. https://t.co/UBA238BTWL
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 6, 2018
Now please excuse us while we go out Terrier shopping.