Advertisement

Taylor Swift's old MySpace is hilarious and awkward


She is the curator and ringleader of the hottest #girlsquad around.

RELATED: Calvin Harris refuses to work with Taylor Swift

READ: Taylor And Calvin Celebrate First Anniversary Together

READ: Is Taylor Swift Nine Weeks Pregnant?

But believe it or not, Taylor Swift wasn't always so flawless.

This was apparently Taylor's FIRST MySpace profile picture. Source: socialbutterflies.wordpress.com
This was apparently Taylor's FIRST MySpace profile picture. Source: socialbutterflies.wordpress.com

Photos and comments from the singer's original MySpace page have been revealed and they are as hilarious as they are awkward.

Check out that flash! Source: socialbutterflies.wordpress.com
Check out that flash! Source: socialbutterflies.wordpress.com
As much as we wish Taylor was going through an emo phase... alas, this is from a guest role on 'CSI'. Source: socialbutterflies.wordpress.com
As much as we wish Taylor was going through an emo phase... alas, this is from a guest role on 'CSI'. Source: socialbutterflies.wordpress.com

Most of them read like most teen girl talk, with a few inside jokes thrown in for good measure:

''"Just a little reminder to you that, even though the semester may be over…
I’m still quite obsessed with you.
haha f*** sewing machines.
lovelovelove
-T-"''

Proving she is in fact human, Swifty wasn't a fan of people posting unflattering pictures of her:

''"THAT PICTURE OF ME UP AT THE TOP IS GROSS
THAT IS SICK TAKE IT DOWN
It serves NO purpose other than to make me look FUGYLY.
I want it off NOW.
but I loove you"''

Then there's this uber weird post where TayTay talks about a hybrid tiger and lion and "deep throating" a lollipop:

Want more celebrity, movie and music news worth sharing? Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram.