She is the curator and ringleader of the hottest #girlsquad around.
But believe it or not, Taylor Swift wasn't always so flawless.
Photos and comments from the singer's original MySpace page have been revealed and they are as hilarious as they are awkward.
Most of them read like most teen girl talk, with a few inside jokes thrown in for good measure:
''"Just a little reminder to you that, even though the semester may be over…
I’m still quite obsessed with you.
haha f*** sewing machines.
Proving she is in fact human, Swifty wasn't a fan of people posting unflattering pictures of her:
''"THAT PICTURE OF ME UP AT THE TOP IS GROSS
THAT IS SICK TAKE IT DOWN
It serves NO purpose other than to make me look FUGYLY.
I want it off NOW.
but I loove you"''
Then there's this uber weird post where TayTay talks about a hybrid tiger and lion and "deep throating" a lollipop: