17 Tweets That Capture the Incredible Horniness of 'Bridgerton'
17 Tweets That Capture the Incredible Horniness of 'Bridgerton'
Materials needed to watch: a fan, smelling salts, pearls to clutch.
If you have yet to binge your way through Shonda Rhimes' Bridgerton, which hit Netflix on Christmas Day, you're missing out on tantalizing love scenes (wait until Episode 5, people), dramatic ballroom dances, colorful costumery, and pure scandal—all reported on by the mysterious Lady Whistledown, voiced by Julie Andrews. Bridgerton has blown up on Twitter since its debut as eager fans devoured all eight episodes in a single sitting, and there's no way we're going to stop talking about Simon, Daphne, Penelope, Eloise, Anthony—the entire Bridgerton lot—any time soon...nor their sexual antics.
Beware: Spoilers ahead! So, if you've yet to dive head-first into the series, look away and hit play on Netflix already. And if you want to read the Bridgerton books first, you can find them all here, as well as some other great period romances worth checking out.
*In Lady Whistledown's prim and proper English accent* What, dear readers, are you waiting for?
It’s like If Pride & Prejudice and Gossip Girl had a baby. And I’m here for it. #Bridgerton pic.twitter.com/98Pg21X8Af
— Jon Michael (@jonmichael_n) December 29, 2020
Even if you can't quite follow the plot right out of the gate—because, let's be real, there's a lot of plot to follow—it's still worth the watch because, well...you get our drift.
just finished the first episode of bridgerton and i have no fucking idea what i just watched but that’s ok because pic.twitter.com/dpWjN4Te9L
— joe (@jxeker) December 29, 2020
I’m watching #Bridgerton for the plot.
The plot :
pic.twitter.com/avBak2JLek— Rue🇿🇼 (@scusemerue) December 29, 2020
“I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit.”
*stares at Anthony* #Bridgerton pic.twitter.com/TkfYKIWJIb— Sadie 💖 (@sadiereads_) December 29, 2020
Well hello there #Bridgerton pic.twitter.com/RxkiM7WFw1
— bea | sassenach stark shelby spoilera vikings (@northremus) December 29, 2020
It's beautifully shot—that's what we meant!
the way #Bridgerton looks like a painting ✨ pic.twitter.com/WjovR3MkPQ
— francesca ✨ (@_its_francesca) December 29, 2020
Okay, but when the whole "do you touch yourself?" was happening...and then when Simon must divulge to Daphne what goes on "at night" between a husband and wife...? We'll admit it. Our pearls? They were clutched.
simon: you do touch yourself?
me: #Bridgerton pic.twitter.com/eo8TWLHNow— tori 🐝 | 📖: (@torilovesatp) December 29, 2020
Me listening to Simon giving instructions on what happens at night... #Bridgerton pic.twitter.com/heEGQFIeKR
— Iris 🐝 (@iris_purple_) December 29, 2020
Follow her into that dark garden Simon #Bridgerton pic.twitter.com/D3itzE4qQ2
— Shupette (@Shupette) December 29, 2020
And by the time Simon and Daphne's wedding night happened, we were fully in need of smelling salts.
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
simon & daphne: 💦😍🍆💦😼👅😈 #Bridgerton— OLONI BABY (@Oloni) December 28, 2020
Why is no one talking about #Bridgerton? It's bloody fantastic and I'm a little bit in love😍 The hubbie thought I was watching porn last night!🙈🤣
— Mumma Bear Stephanie ❤ (@dazmoll) December 29, 2020
Don't fear, viewers of the first four episodes. Those Tudor-style sex scenes we were promised, uh, deliver.
Excuse me, I was promised Bridgerton would be pure smut. Instead I'm watching Gossip Girl in Jane Austen outfits. Where are the tits
— Ashley Burns (née Jenkins) (@ashleyburns) December 29, 2020
Bridgerton has a solid 90% more graphic sex scenes than I expected it to when I started watching it with my entire family.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) December 29, 2020
But as any Regency-romance freak will tell you, the real sexual tension arises when hands are involved. That, or if a duel is happening at dawn.
THE HANDS. THE HANDS #Bridgerton
— tori 🐝 | 📖: (@torilovesatp) December 29, 2020
Nothing gets you in a woman’s bed quite like ‘I DIE AT DAWN’ 🔥 #Bridgerton
— Iris 🐝 (@iris_purple_) December 29, 2020
Before you finish the season, who do you think is the one and only Lady Whistledown, spilling all the secrets she can come across?
Can’t believe this is Lady Whistledown #bridgertonnetflix pic.twitter.com/bdRgA1mHsY
— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) December 25, 2020
eloise trying to discover who lady whistledown is:#bridgertonnetflix pic.twitter.com/umQ4OlWm6A
— Julia (@jujussauro) December 27, 2020
Bridgerton, we see you and your smutty ways, and we're just a bit too excited about what a potential second season has in store. With Eloise next on the marriage market chopping block, and Daphne trying to make the most of being duchess, there's drama to be had. Bring on the sex, scandal, and empire waistlines—we're waiting.