23 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (May 4-10)
Woof — it’s been a long week.
If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets.
We Shih Tzu not.
Each week at HuffPost, we scour Twitter X (yes, Elon Musk is apparently fur real) to find the funniest posts about our furballs being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.
(And if you want more, no need to beg ― you can check out last week’s batch right here.)
Adopting a cat with a weird little meow is like winning the lottery
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) May 4, 2024
Jayde briefly escaped into the neighborhood through an ajar side gate today and for 30 minutes I lost my will to live. In that time, she made friends with the woman who found her, conned her out of all of her cheese, and now the woman wants to dog sit this weekend 😂 pic.twitter.com/E0vtGG1WtZ
— Sarah Axelrath MD (@DrSarahAxelrath) May 10, 2024
having a cat is wild, like i am just supposed to live??? with the cutest creature in the world??? in my house?????!
— Rebecca Fishbein (@bfishbfish) May 10, 2024
I go to work every day hoping that one day I will have enough money to open up a dog rescue specifically for low-riders called "Sophie & Simon's Short Stack Shelter" pic.twitter.com/MfvHsIydbE
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) May 9, 2024
I think it’s time to do another Instagram cleanse where i unfollow a bunch of people and follow a bunch of dogs
— Julia Wilde (@Julia_SCI) May 8, 2024
Hemingway museum did, as advertised, have a lot of cats, and I think this is something other museums should do pic.twitter.com/EqaqfW27fY
— brometh (@bromethazine) May 9, 2024
what are cats doing when they lie around all day. are they thinking?
— lexaprofessional (@queasy_f_bby) May 9, 2024
he is trying to shake my arm like a police dog. when will this vicious attack end pic.twitter.com/F0ZnDXSJsm
— haley (@feederofcats) May 9, 2024
If I show up to your function with no pet hair on my clothes that is a sign of the deepest respect in my culture
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) May 8, 2024
Hello folks, I’ve added a new pup to the pet sitting roster. His name is Chandler Bing. pic.twitter.com/jTbao21izv
— amanda ᕙ(`▿´)ᕗ (@heyhandymandy) May 9, 2024
so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww
— trash jones (@jzux) May 5, 2024
Can we dog shame real quick? Like can we make this a thread of just dog shaming? Okay I’ll start: ate over 20 beetles last night and threw them up. pic.twitter.com/GGa3Tjs98I
— M🐘 ⁷ (@meaghancates) May 8, 2024
"cats view us as their equals"?--you haven't met the right cats yet. https://t.co/vG0jXpfIns
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) May 9, 2024
face of guilt after eating soup that was definitely not for him pic.twitter.com/9aq0rxt21b
— Paul (@MrSmallPaul) May 8, 2024
“Three tickets for Challengers please” pic.twitter.com/OWdRVbIWqR
— The Meaty Month of May🌷 (@meatsical) May 8, 2024
an accordion my bf bought second hand has just arrived. they’re not loving it, pic.twitter.com/Pkp8Z1JtsN
— michael wave (@SzMarsupial) May 8, 2024
This months edition of Cats magazine explores the big topic: Cats, and why we love them pic.twitter.com/VWFXu51qgB
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) May 8, 2024
I moved him like 3 inches so I could get on the bed and then he did a big sigh, moved over here and started staring at me like this pic.twitter.com/JRH2o20jot
— KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) (@horse_feedbag) May 8, 2024
they’re like two shelter cats that you can only adopt together https://t.co/nNvOvntW4j
— reynolds woodpussy (@CANNIBALMlLF) May 7, 2024
one of the craziest deli dogs to ever do it. his name is James pic.twitter.com/uIOuWivpMC
— lulu gorgeous back in the saddle oh she betterride (@actofdelusion) May 6, 2024
Mate stayed with me. The neighbour’s cat has learned that he can set off my Ring Doorbell and he’ll be let in.
I was in the bedroom, heard the doorbell go and my mate yelled up to me ‘THERE’S A CAT WITH A BLUE TIE AT THE DOOR, SHALL I LET HIM IN!?’ pic.twitter.com/M0ydiMxSxt— Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale) May 5, 2024
big guy cursed by a witch to live as a cat for eternity ass energy https://t.co/h761BAZXnv
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) May 10, 2024