Happy Birthday, Chris Pratt! See 38 of His Most Hilarious Instagram Captions
We're wishing Chris Pratt a very happy 38th birthday! And in honor of the dashing Jurassic World star, we're celebrating with laughs—courtesy, that is, of the actor's comically genius captions on his Instagram photos. Even Pratt's bio on the photo-sharing app is hilarious: "I use my twitter for jokes mostly. But I use my Instagram for deeper more meaningful stuff like pictures mostly."
From his adventures abroad while promoting his hit movie Jurassic World to spending quality time with his family (wife Anna Faris and son Jack) at home and working out sans shirt (woohoo!), the star isn't shy about giving us a glimpse into his life. One of our favorites? The snap he shared of himself holding an unintentionally suggestive T-shirt while on a trip to Beijing, China (above), that he captioned: "I <3 BJ I do. I mean I really do. And I for one am not afraid to admit it. I love Beijing. OK?! There. I said it. I <3 BJ I feel so much better. #Beijing #China #tentemplesquare #JurassicWorldGlobalPressTour!!! #NextStopUK here we go!"
In honor of his birthday today, check out 38 times Chris Pratt had the absolute best 'gram captions below.
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on May 14, 2017 at 10:45am PDT
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My favorite outfit so far. #gotgvol2 #tokyo
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Apr 10, 2017 at 2:21am PDT
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Mar 29, 2017 at 7:11am PDT
#JurassicWorld2 #WHATSMYSNACK watch me eat cat food like a good little boy
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Mar 16, 2017 at 6:11am PDT
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on May 8, 2016 at 6:54pm PDT
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Mar 6, 2016 at 11:08pm PST
My transition into a full scrotum is nearly complete.
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Nov 23, 2015 at 12:59pm PST
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Oct 5, 2015 at 5:19am PDT
#JurassicWorld #JurassicWorldGlobalPressTour you had better get this right!!!!
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Jun 9, 2015 at 7:10pm PDT
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Jun 6, 2015 at 9:04pm PDT
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A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Sep 14, 2013 at 7:03am PDT
Six months no beer. #GOTG Kinda douchey to post this but my brother made me.
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Jul 6, 2013 at 11:06pm PDT